You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You have Pearl Jam playing every time you have sex.

• You sit for hours thinking of other things that MFC can stand for, even though we all know that it stands for Matt F**king Cameron.

• You swear that you always here "Given To Fly" playing in the distance, but when you ask your friends if they hear it none of them seem to.

• You refer to all females as "foxymophandlemamas".

• You buy the Brady Bunch movie just to hear that one guy say "Marsha's harder to get into than a Pearl Jam concert".

• You can guess what band memeber wrote the lyrics to a new song just by hearing the first line of the song.

• You cross your fingers when you tell your girlfriend that you love her more than Pearl Jam. [Last seven courtesy of bean]

• You have a total rock star crush on a local radio DJ just for the simple facts that he plays PJ every weeknight at 10:00 on a portion of his show he calls "The Ten Club" and he's shot hoops with Jeff and Ed even though you don't even know what he looks like. [Courtesy of Laura]

• You have 13 framed PJ posters hanging in a two bedroom apartment and want to hang more! [Courtesy of Steve]

• You always make sure any mail you send has, "Pearl Jam Forever" written on it before sending. [Courtesy of Holly Ann]

• You've had it worked into contract for your last three jobs that you automatically get off for any Pearl Jam show you can get tickets to, because you've already lost a job to too many "emergency" Pearl Jam concerts. [Courtesy of Jenni]

• Your license plate is P3ARLJM. [Courtesy of Rose]

• When one of the main factors in choosing which college you want to go to is based on how close some of the venues Pearl Jam plays at are in relation to the school [Courtesy of Jeremy]

• Pearl Jam is my mobile ringtone and display screen, computer display, Myspace theme, 1gig of nothing PJ mp3, 50% of wardrobe and tattoo on ankle (not a stick man). [Courtesy of Nikki]

• You would let your girlfriend sleep with Eddie Vedder, and brag about it. [Courtesy of Bean]

• You get a new cell phone and it has everything to do with Pearl Jam - ringtone, wallpaper, signature, and the phone is all "black". [Courtesy of Charlotte]

• You climb a tree and smoke something, whether it is a cigarette or joint, to say you had a smoke in a tree. [Courtesy of Scott]

• When shopping for a new car, one of the top things on your mind is which car would look best with a Pearl Jam bumper sticker on it. [Courtesy of Holly]

• People ask you how long it takes to get somewhere and you answer in "Lukin Time." Oh, the stores only about 10.2 Lukin's away. And it only gets worse when you try to clarify... "well, it's 10.2 No Code Lukin's... but if we're talking Live at Easy Street, it's only 8." [Courtesy of Sam]

• When you're asked the question if you would rather be blind or deaf and you answer with the following: I'd rather be blind so i can still listen to Pearl Jam songs. [Courtesy of Mike]

• You travel to Vegas to see PJ and while you're there you get married 2 hours before the show, so you can tell all your friends you saw the guys on your honeymoon. [Courtesy of Jenn]

• When they come into your area for a show and you go see them 4 times in a week. [Courtesy of Matty]