You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• When you're at work and your computer has no speakers, but you still watch the Dave Letterman webcast and know what songs they play. [Courtesy of Pablo]

• When the volume on your car radio is so low you couldn't possibly know what's playing... and yet you can turn it up the instant a PJ song comes on. [Courtesy of Tina]

• You name your daughter Pearl after the band. [Courtesy of Clara]

• You say even flow instead of saying even though. [Courtesy of Greg]

• The start to every conversation begins with, "Well, Eddie Vedder once said." [Courtesy of Jen]

• You started the attempt to get your girlfriend by playing her Better Man... and you succeeded!

• You always try to heal your depressed friends with a specific Pearl Jam song, depending on the cause of their depression (e.g. "in love and unhappy" - Sad, "the world sucks" - Immortality, "I miss my love" - Better Man or Faithful, "need help with my existence" - I Am Mine and so on...) [Last two courtesy of Honziq]

• You empty out your entire bank account, which you had been saving to get your first car, just so you can get front-row tickets to the PJ concerts in Boston, New York, and Toronto. [Courtesy of Matt]

• You instant message your favorite lines from this list to your work friend because you have convinced her she will be a Jam-head after going to the Pittsburgh concert with you! [Courtesy of Amber]

• You miss one of the Atlantic City shows to attend a nephew's Bar-Mitzvah, and as a "reward" they invite you up to light a candle on the cake to the song Dissident! Nothing like exposing 250 people to a little PJ at a Bar Mitzvah! [Courtesy of Andy]

• Even though you're the new guy on a softball team, you actually convinced the others to rename the team Dirty Frank and you bring a boombox to each game and play Dirty Frank in the dugout anytime someone hits a homerun. [Courtesy of Mike]

• When someone uses "any better" in a sentence, you subconsciously hear "Eddie Vedder" instead.

• You still get random goosebumps from ANY song at ANY time!

• You try to explain what you love best about the newest song... and your spouse/loved one replies, "Yeah, Yeah I Know!," condescendingly! Even though they secretly love it, too!

• You're upset that your coveted Fan Club Tickets are now sold "Online". [Last four courtesy of Heather]

• Even after you have sent in way better reasons "you know you are a Jam-Head" and still have not got any of them posted yet, you continue to check this site religiously to see if maybe, just maybe, they've come around and put your reasons on. Still nothing. I'll keep checking. [Courtesy of Joe]

• You have "Yellow Ledbetter" set to every possible sound your cell phone can make.

• You have more on your Myspace page about Pearl Jam than yourself, including a count down to PJ's new album. [Last two courtesy of Anthony]

• Your parents are pissed at you because you want to skip your college graduation to see *another* Pearl Jam show... so what if you are the first in the family to go to college. [Courtesy of Kristen]