You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You get beaten up by comic book geeks when you tell them Todd McFarlane is not the mastermind behind Spawn, he's just "the dude who did the 'Do the Evolution' video." [Courtesy of Royorbison]

• You risk violating your probation, therefore receiving some hard jail time, by attending several Pearl Jam shows despite being surrounded by pot smoke and knowing that you'll have to be drug tested shortly after.

• Your routine at work includes refreshing (every five minutes or so) the browswer containing tenclub.net that you open each morning as soon as you sit down at your desk for fear that you'll miss the latest and greatest breaking news.

• At every show you've ever attended, you consider formulating a relationship with the bigger woman that's always freaking sitting front-row center so you can try to win her heart... and her other 10C ticket since she's there night after night after night. [Last three courtesy of Bryon]

• After hearing Pearl Jam cover "Harvest Moon" during your trip to Canada, you talked your wife into making that "our song".

• You travel from SLC to Toronto to catch 3 shows just because it has been too long since their last US tour.

• You are jealous when you see someone with the last name of Ledbetter. [Last three courtesy of Scott]

• You piss in several cups while on the floor at a Pearl Jam show, just so you will not miss a single riff. [Courtesy of Greg]

• You immediately saved the new band press photos as your desktop.

• You were not surprised by many of the song titles on the official tracklisting for the new self-titled album.

• PearlJam.com is finally a daily stop!

• Ed's recent quote, "Our band is like an old car, and this record is our new engine" made you say, "Oh boy...!" [Last four courtesy of your humble webmaster and site owner, JP]

• You whine and take a moment of sorrow when on your honeymoon in beautiful Jamaica because you should at that moment be at the HOB show with Pearl Jam and Robert Plant... and you don't care if it hurts your husband's feelings! [Courtesy of Shannon]

• You can recite the date each PJ album was released and recall where you were when you first listened to it.

• You quit your job because they wouldn't give you the time off to do a road trip for 7 shows on a cross-country tour.

• You know live versions of songs for shows you've never been to. [Last three courtesy of PJguy]

• You receive a message on your cell phone you hear, "I admit it..." from Once 'cause that's your ring for messages. [Courtesy of Nélia]