You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You buy the movie "School of Rock" simply to hit pause during the scene with the history of rock blackboard web chart and see PJ's name in the corner under grunge bands.

• You study computer skills simply to send every computer within a 40,000 square mile radius an undeletable file of BLACK from PJ's 2003 show at Madison Square Garden.

• You keep a closet stash full of Ten and vs. albums just in case of a friend's birthday or for future holiday-season gift usage.

• You are personally offended and wind up breaking something after seeing Nirvana higher than Pearl Jam on one of MTV's Top-100 countdown/bands of hard rock.

• You audition with the song "Indifferance" for your school musical.

• You try to get student community service hours in high school by DJ'ing for free at your local rock station, playing PJ every other song and on your application saying that you were educating the needy. [Last six courtesy of Begenyi]

• Though you are a very strongly heterosexual man, you still find Eddie rediculously sexy. [Courtesy of Ryan]

• You read previous Jam Head statements and your skin tingles and you get all light-headed just thinking about them. [Courtesy of Tim]

• One of the main selling points of getting married was he was "as big a fan" of Pearl Jam as I was. [Courtesy of Tina]

• You have Yellow Ledbetter as the first dance at your wedding (and people cried!). [Courtesy of Kato]

• When your asked to be a best man in a wedding and you quote Pearl Jam songs as your speech. For example, hail hail the lucky ones I refer to those in love... and under chapter one song five, I know someday you will have a beautiful life, I know you will be a star, well here's your chance at your beautiful life and your wife is now your star. [Courtesy of Franco]

• Your license plate reads MOOKIE1. [Courtesy of Chris]

• When you hear any PJ song you automatically start singing the next song on your playlist when it ends. [Courtesy of Aisling]

• You don't feel so bad about having Crohn's and Colitis because Mike McCready has it too. [Courtesy of Ryan]

• You walk down the aisle to Black instead of Here Comes the Bride. [Anonymous]

• You run yourself into debt in order to buy the same guitar that you've seen a picture of Mike McReady playing two days before. [Courtesy of Colin]

• When you're a veterinary nurse and you insist upon naming the stray cats after band members or obscure references to songs. [Courtesy of Bimalong]

• You quit masturbating because self-pollution causes premature death, as outlined in the Vitalogy booklet. [Courtesy of Kristi]