You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• After getting off work late one night, you get choked up after seeing the full moon shining off the hood of your coworkers camaro.

• Your art professor tells you that you should stop using Pearl Jam as your subject matter.

• Every morning after drinking with your friends, you find a Pearl Jam album in the cd player.

• Your friends stop hanging out at your place cause you always end up playing Pearl Jam. [Last four courtesy of Daniel]

• You have a copy of The Ramones CD "We're Outta Here" just to hear Eddie talk before "Chinese Rock" and sing on "Anyway You Want It". [Courtesy of Cpt. Mark

• You include the words Pearl, Jam, Eddie, and Vedder in your prenuptial agreement.

• When someone asks you what your greatest accomplishment in life is, your response always includes the words: Pearl Jam, row, and fan club seats! [Last two courtesy of Amber]

• You go out and buy PJ's greatest hits even though you have heard all the songs a million times but there is no way you can't have all their CDs that come out. [Courtesy of Charlotte]

• You have had your internet privileges removed for slowing down your university's internet connection for spending way too much time at pearljamlive.com. [Courtesy of Brendan]

• You have memorized a catalog of poignant lines from PJ songs, just to be prepared for the next birthday/congratulatory/sympathy card you have to write.

• You seriously considered bringing civil action against the PJ illiterate ticket salesperson who stuffed up your concert seats… but upon further contemplation decide not to, as you know Eddie would not approve of any hostile action.

• Your parents have signed a contract binding them to a promise to play Given To Fly at your funeral, should anything suddenly happen to you. [Last three courtesy of E: mads]

• You make a petition for a Temple of the Dog reunion tour, and have all your closest Pearl Jam and Soundgarden friends sign it

• You pray that Pearl Jam will have Audioslave (even though you're not a big fan of Audioslave) open up for their next tour so you'd know that you'd see Chris Cornell come out at the second encore. [Last two courtesy of Brian]

• You become friends with people when you're waiting in line with at concerts, but as soon as someone mentions Pearl Jam and how they stopped being fans after they released Vitalogy, blood is shed. [Courtesy of Eve]

• You think it's perfectly justifiable to stop being someone's friend if they bash Pearl Jam in any possible way, shape, or form. [Courtesy of Lindzko]

• Your house goes on fire and you run back in just for your PJ cds, dvds, vinyls etc... [Courtesy of Aisling]

• You decide to name your newly born puppy, "Vedder". [Courtesy of PMcG]

• When somebody at home or work says, Pearl Jam? Again!!?? [Courtesy of Ernesto]