You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You proclaim Lukin an invaluable addition to the PJ back catalog and suggest that your band open their gigs with it.

• You don't mind that your girlfriend finds Eddie more attractive than you.

• You watch poor-quality camcorder bootlegs that don't even show Mike during the solos.

• You waste hours pouring over the lists of songs Eddie might once have muttered a verse of. [Last four courtesy of Rob]

• You think that "Rocking in the Free World" is a B-Side.

• You demand that your friends call you "Dirty Frank".

• You think Led Zeppelin's "Going to California" lifted its tune from "Given to Fly".

• You spend several years walking around in cow skins, in order to convince your friends that "Leatherman" is about you.

• You listen to Stupid Mop, without wincing.

• You've watched "Singles" so many times that you actually noticed that the movie isn't about Pearl Jam.

• You laugh under your breath anytime a new Pearl Jam fan tells the Grandma Pearl story.

• You married your wife because her name is Pearl.

• You know the words to Yellow Ledbetter.

• You think it's the year 37 BV (Before Vedder). [Last ten courtesy of Jon]

• Your local radio station has a 20-song rock block of Pearl Jam and you spend the hour circling your neighborhood cause you refuse to leave the car. [Courtesy of Megan Lincoln]

• You buy the Jeremy single only to skip Jeremy and listen to Footsteps and Yellow Ledbetter. [Courtesy of Barney Sponenberg]

• You consider "Porch" to be the most romantic love song ever written. [Courtesy of James A. Minio]

• You bought every concert poster, Pearl Jam and otherwise, sold by Amesbros because they're signed by the artist, so there is a possiblity that Jeff may have signed it.

• You just got a mohawk.

• You're probably the only kid in America who has a picture of Andrew Wood hanging in his locker. [Last three courtesy of Susan]