You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You get a specialized license plate of I AM MINE and hope the song is on the new album so you can explain it to your friends. [Courtesy of John]

• You cash-out your 401K retirement account to go to Maui just to see 2 PJ shows.

• Your neighbors, at the motel you're staying at for the PJ shows, actually request that you turn up your music at 3AM.

• Your boyfriend breaks up with you because he's jealous of the attention you give to PJ.

• You call-in sick the day of a PJ show and the next day your boss says, "You didn't look very sick on the local news waiting in line outside the venue."

• You put-off breaking up with your boyfriend because it means losing half of the PJ collection.

• You want to get married in Rome because Ed & Beth did.

• You won't feel truly successful in life until you've seen at least one PJ show in every US state.

• You're introduced to someone new, and the first thing you say is, "Hi, my name is Joe and I'm a Jam-Head." [Last eight courtesy of Kim]

• You check the Pearl Jam Vault's message board a hundred times a day and constantly read the "You Know You're A Jam-Head When..." page and laugh to yourself cause so much of it is true! [Courtesy of Christine]

• Your soon-to-be bride has the Alive Man tattoed where only you can see it. [Courtesy of Paula]

• You talk your wife into using "Black" as the first dance at your wedding. [Courtesy of Steven]

• You talk your wife into using "Thin Air" as the first dance at your wedding. [Courtesy of Tim]

• You designed and memorized an equalizer configuration on your stereo for each and every one of the official bootlegs you own. [Courtesy of Rafael García]

• You refuse to call "Last Exit" and "Satan's Bed" by their album titles but rather insist on calling them "Three Days" and "Already in Love." [Courtesy of Dan]

• You actually own -- and often refer to -- the Vitalogy Handbook. [Courtesy of Michelle]

• When you make the uncanny realization that Pearl Jam has written and recorded the soundtrack for your life story. [Courtesy of Tiana]

• You find yourself in high school detention for changing all the computer wallpapers on the computer labs to different PJ .jpgs and .bmps (pictures). [Courtesy of Schaeffer]

• You've been on an endless search for the red, white and blue sweat band Ed wears.

• You cried when your mom accidentally broke one of your PJ boots. [Last two courtesy of Pat]