You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You ranked each and every 2000 concert (Europe and North America) based on a concert's total score according to your own elaborate system of assigned point values for each song, based on their quality and giving bonus points for things like rarities and improvs. [Courtesy of Shaun]

• Your cats' names are "Pearl" and "Jam". [Courtesy of Guillaume]

• You creep around local farms with your Polaroid camera hoping to find a fenced sheep that you can tease and piss off so you can try and recreate the cover of Vs. in living color.

• You have taken the advice of the Vitalogy health book on all issues including the itching of private parts and not subjecting yourself to the dreadful vice. [Last two courtesy of Vin]

• You own a Mookie Blaylock jersey. [Courtesy of MJ Stone]

• You seriously consider stealing a Yield sign just because of Pearl Jam's album, Yield. [Courtesy of Ashley]

• You HAVE stolen a yield sign just because of Pearl Jam's album, Yield. [Courtesy of Katie]

• You find bugs in the basement and consider 'joining' them.

• You copied your Ten CD and use the copy for general use, so as to preserve the original work of genius.

• You use the same guitars, amps, cables and effects pedals as Stone and Mike.

• You insist that the bass player in your band wears a crazy hat at every practice and gig.

• You conduct regular ritual burnings of all Creed albums for the reason that Scott Stapp copies Eddie Vedder's 'strained' vocal style.

• You are a little scared of all kids called Jeremy.

• You have spent the time to submit something to this wonderful site. [Last seven courtesy of Graeme]

• You can tell which bootleg you are listening to merely by listening to the out-of-tune guitars, missed lyrics and dropped drumsticks. [Courtesy of Eddie]

• Nader 2004

• You move to Seattle just because it's the home of Pearl Jam, even though you've never even been there.

• You have checked to see if "Wes C. Addle" is actually listed in the white pages.

• You spend your entire 3-day weekend looking for PJ sites like this one.

• You attend a Mudhoney concert at the Crocodile Cafe not because you like Mudhoney, but because you know any member of Pearl Jam might show up.

• You have driven past the Curtis Management office in hopes that Pearl Jam might be coming or going. [Last five courtesy of Eunice]