You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You know which Cat Stevens album has both "Trouble" and "Don't Be Shy" on it.

• You own the La's first album, based on Eddie's recommendation.

• You own a ukelele and can only pay The Who's "Blue, Red and Grey" and "Soon Forget."

• You know that Schecter guitars makes a telecaster model in both gold and black. [Last four courtesy of Jeffrey Schulberg]

• You buy a plane ticket from Guam to California because it's the closest place you can go to get PJ tickets & you realize you just paid over $2,000 to see Pearl Jam, and you know it's well worth it.

• Your 4-year-old son can sing parts of Grievance better than his nursery rhymes.

• You still watch your low-quality video boots of PJ in concert even after you've bought Touring Band 2000.

• You ask your wife to hand wash your PJ concert tees so you can preserve them as long as possible. [Last four courtesy of Brian Artero]

• You know you're a Jam-Head when you can sign "Given to Fly" like the interpreter from St. Louis. [Courtesy of "warrenfse"]

• You want to lose your virginity while listening to Mother Love Bone. [Courtesy of Sarah]

• You play 'MEMORY' with the no code polaroids. [Courtesy of Joostone]

• You not only sing along with the boots, but you also talk along with Eddie.

• You refuse to let doctors cut your shirt off in the hospital after a car accident because it is the Binaural shirt you bought at a PJ concert. [Last two courtesy of Frank]

• You actually subjected yourself through scientific testing for money to buy Pearl Jam bootlegs.

• You buy the movie Singles on DVD just so you can quickly jump to all the Pearl Jam scenes. [Last two courtesy of Jill]

• You purchase all the boots in order, and listen to them that way, just to get the feel of the actual tour.

• In the coming year, you will listen to each boot on its original play date, to commemorate the tour.

• You smile to yourself when, at a show, you hear a fan shout out for "Yellow Ledbetter," or "Baba O'Riley" three songs into the show, remembering that you were naive once to think they'd play them this early.

• Whenever you hear "Alive" played live, you wish to yourself for "Once" and "Footsteps" to follow. [Last four courtesy of Dan]

• You visit all the European clubs where Pearl Jam played their best shows (e.g., Tivoli, Nighttown, Melkweg). [Courtesy of "joostone blab"]