You Know You're A Jam-Head When...

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• You drive 250 miles on a friday to get the stickman logo tattooed on you arm. Then drive back the same night to show everyone. [Courtesy of "Storm40oz"]

• You go to 5H, Synergy, and the PJ Vault everyday hoping for a new update even when Pearl Jam is not on tour.

• You can't wait for the B-Side collection to come out just because of the 'proper' version of "Yellow Ledbetter" might be released. [Last two courtesy of "yield10"]

• You get "dressed up" to go out and put on your favorite Pearl Jam t-shirt.

• You buy a DVD player for the sole purpose of watching the Touring Band 2000 DVD.

• You make a long list of reasons one might be a Jam-Head. [Last three courtesy of Sean Sanders]

• You purchase many of the live shows and pain-stakingly pick your favorite version of each of 30 songs and combine them to a create double disk set of your own (making sure to edit the European shows sound to match the North American Tour's as close as possible with your limited software) and form the ultimate concert. You even add some of your favorite Eddie ramblings inbetween songs for that extra live flavor. [Courtesy of "evilrice"]

• You consider buying 'Ten' again because there's nothing else at the record store worth the money, plus yours might be getting a little worn out. [Courtesy of Nick ]

• You get your phone turned on under the name JAM PEARL... so when you look in the phone book it kinda looks like PEARL JAM but better yet when you call people your number shows up on the caller ID as PEARL JAM... cause it shows the lastname first and first name last -- i.e., JAM PEARL...PEARL JAM. [Courtesy of Tim]

• Like to have your bowling name on the electronic score machine as "Jerome T" as a token of thanks for Ed.

• Buy Green Romance Orchestra's cd to hear Dave Abbruzzese play drums once again.

• Get a job at a music store just to get a discount on the Pearl Jam Euro and US boots and then quit when you get them all. [Last three courtesy of Timothy]

• You've memorized every date a new Pearl Jam album has been released and you use the dates as pin numbers, etc. (i.e., Ten 8/27/91, Vs. 10/19/93, Vitalogy 12/6/94, No Code 8/27/96, Yield 2/3/98, Binaural 5/16/00). [Courtesy of "pjfan99"]

• You buy a ukulele just so you can play "Soon Forget" on it. [Last one courtesy of Phil Luhn]

• You get totally thrilled when you hear them screw up on the bootlegs. [Last one courtesy of Ashley]

• You've named your lizard "Leatherman", your rabbit "Dirty Frank", your imaginary friend "Nothingman", and yourself "Crazy Mary" (because you have an imaginary friend). [Last one courtesy of Mary]

• You took out loans to buy the complete 2000 bootleg sets.

• Your idea of a Friday night includes listening to those bootlegs, taking notes on favorite versions and surfing the web for rare Pearl Jam facts.

• You spend your entire 4-day vacation re-designing The Pearl Jam Vault. :-) [Last three courtesy of your humble webmaster and site owner, JP]